WEEKEND CRUMBS ....

If you want to lose weight, take a look at Phina's face. She is too UGLY to have an overly confrontational in-your-face attitude. I could never do a reality show like Big Brother, or any type of show which requires me to live with a bunch of strangers because someone would end up loosing some teeth and it certainly wouldn't be me. Some of you would remember Phina from that cornfest of a show called Footballers Wives, which got the axe earlier this year and rightly so. Though I was sad it wouldn't be returning to ITV1, you had to laugh at the acting which was just terrible and overly dramatic. The show painted such a tainted image of a footballers wife that it caused Victoria Beckham to speak out against it branding the show "unrealistic". But what peed me off more than anything is my beloved Bad Girls getting the chop as well. I loved that show but due to low ratings, they felt that the show had run its course. Rock on Lost, Prison Break, Supernatural, Vanished and Hero's. Rock on. Tonight, I tuned into I'm A Celeb just to see Phina get worms and maggots toppled over her head during her gruesome bush tucker trial. Lawd, seeing her face contort with nauseas disgust was an unforgettable and not so pretty experience but for being the bitch that she truly is, I took great delight in watching this.

Uh huh. I'm a telly junkie, some of you may have gathered that and my addiction to reality television is just as scary. If I'm not out there working or socialising which I've cut down on lately, I'm either here, blogging my ass off ranting and raving and downloading music ORRRR I'm sat in front of the TV eating a chicken salad. Yeah, its official. I really DO need to go out there and find my lonely ass a man and preferably one with a nice big package as I've been missing out on some serious action. Hows it all my friends have boyfriends and yet I can't seem to find one that takes my fancy? Seeing these two just makes me miss having a boyfriend even more:

Ashanti and her man Nelly looked dead caaaayute when they celebrated at
TAO's to mark its 6th Anniversary. The event was hosted by that cornball Nick Cannon (17th Nov).

Mariah Carey has some gorgeous legs. She was at the Wish Night 2006 Awards Gala - 17 Nov, 2006) where she looked awesome. I'll have whatever she's been doing to herself lately.

Earlier this week, when Beyonce arrived in London she was seen at the Mandarin Hotel, looking like a tanned version of Carmen Electra.

Chante Moore & hubby Kenny Lattimore were at a Celebration for TREBOU and the Birthday of Yvette Noel Schure ,17th November, 2006. Chante looks fab!

Will Smith stepped out in Rome for the wedding of Hollywood couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes which took place yesterday. Damn, Will is getting old.

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Usher attended a memorial in honour of the late Gerald Levert who died last weekend as well as gave a speech.

Now for the X-Factor. I'll keep it short today. Simon has proven himself to be the biggest hypocrite EVER just like last week, when he kept his act Ray in the competition and sent his other act Nikitta home who was obviously more talented. Simon is always talking about singers deserving to stay in the competition for their talent so when Robert (who is a fantastic singer) was in the bottom 2 along with Eton Road, Simon said he was basing his vote on who he thought had the most appeal to the public and so he chose Robert to go home. HELLO? I thought this was a talent contest. Guess I was wrong. Simon has just jetted in from LA because he was in LA all week for the American Idol auditions. He said that there is a lot of buzz in America regarding Leona (left). Yes, she killed it once again with her version of Bridge over Troubled Water so once the performance hits You Tube, I'll put it up.