Gwen Stefani unveils her, um, fan-made looking album cover. Oh wait, maybe because it is but according to certain sites it is the actual album cover for her new album The Sweet Escape but it screams fake to me and isn't it a bit early? Somewhere in Detroit, Teairra Mari is getting interviewed by Ronald McDonald to toss burgers. For someone who had a small taste of the showbiz life it's back to ordinary reality. Life for Rihanna was not as daunting. Sometime next week she will be resting gleefully on a Bajan beach soaking up the sun and living up life. As she looks back on her latest accomplishments - a platinum selling album, touring with Jay-Z and picking up a gong at this weeks European MTV Awards, things couldn't have been any better. Chilling on the sand, the sun glistens upon that smooth olive skin of hers. Elsewhere, Brandy is sitting all secluded in a bathroom wondering to herself if she has what it takes to make that explosive 2007 comeback as she smokes weed into that ravished drained out face of hers. What next in the cuckoo land of R&B? Well, for starters the European MTV Awards went down yesterday night in Copenhagen, so check out the latest action:
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At first glance, I thought Cassie the Assie was Amerie but then you see Diddy and instantly know it's Cassie. Ironic. These days rappers have to have these little pretty things called untalented proteges. They are like the new Rockports. Diddy has Cassie, and Joe Camel *cough* I mean, Jay-Z has Rihanna. No wonder those two are crunk, because they probably had to suck million dollar dick to come by their record deals, and you know what they're saying about Diddy and Cassie. Hell, you know if either of them auditioned on American Idol, their assholes would have been ripped a new one.
At first glance, I thought Cassie the Assie was Amerie but then you see Diddy and instantly know it's Cassie. Ironic. These days rappers have to have these little pretty things called untalented proteges. They are like the new Rockports. Diddy has Cassie, and Joe Camel *cough* I mean, Jay-Z has Rihanna. No wonder those two are crunk, because they probably had to suck million dollar dick to come by their record deals, and you know what they're saying about Diddy and Cassie. Hell, you know if either of them auditioned on American Idol, their assholes would have been ripped a new one.
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Rihanna performed and won a gong. I love the hair and the dress she wore back stage. Very hip and sassy and so me!
I guess its nice when you're on top of the world and everybody wants a piece of you. Teairra Mari must've been watching the ceremony from her living room crying herself a river.
Such a doll she is! She hangs with Kanye West and Timbaland.
Justin Timberlake won two gongs as well as performed and hosted the show. I cant even hate because his awards were well deserved. His album FutureSex/LoveSounds was a very good album. Ugh. It just sucks to be me right now.
Kelis backstage.
Nelly Furtado looked stunning in a long cream frock, looking like some Oscar queen. She also performed at the ceremony. But wait. I am just noticing something grotesque here. Are you looking at Timbaland's disgusting teeth? Just gross. Colgate whitening and a dentist can work wonders. I bet all them artists he works with can't stomach that because it looks like he has bad breath. All for the sake of a hit song, they stomach the shitty stench anyway.
The Latin Grammy Awards in New York
Jennifer Lopez has gone back to being gorgeous again. This time the make-up looks nice, and not the type of make-up they would put on dead people at the morgue. I also think her frock looks decent too. She must've sacked her stylist and right, she poses with Shakira who also looked gorgeous.
Other events ...
Monica performed a string of tracks from her album The Makings of Me at some club in Miami. I love that hair colour by the way!
This is one baaaad bitch right here. Halle Berry arrives at the 2006 BAFTA LA Cunard Britannia Awards and shows why she is the baddest 40-year-old in Hollywood looking beautiful from head to toe. Love the dress and the colour of it. Looking at these pictures had me jumping into the shower and driving off to my local gym. I want to look like this by January at least. She says that she wouldn't have any surgery because she believes in growing old gracefully and I say good for her!
According to certain reports, Diana Ross's 18-year-old son Evan has hooked up with serial bed hopper Lindsay "Firecrotch" Lohan, or should that be Hollywood hooker because according to an interview she did this week with The Sun, she has no problem sleeping with lots of men. Diana will be pleased.
Yesterday, Mary J Blige attended the Gucci flagship store in Tokyo, with dried glue flaking away at the forehead which is a damn shame because her outfit was really nice.
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