MONDAY'S R&B CRUMBS!

Mariah Carey would definetely win the contest for having the most striking resemblance to miss Piggy. Here she is, out and about and I was shocked to see how she had suddenly blown up. I don't recall her looking like this a couple of weeks ago. Love ya Mariah but it seems all of the pies went to her chinny chin chin. Either, she's been comfort eating due to her concert coming to an abrupt end, or she is pregnant.

Well, Mariah's reps say that the rumours surrounding her Hong Kong concert are not true. They say it was Mariah who pulled the plug on the concert and not the Japanese promoters. The supposed truth is that they couldn't afford to have a high maintenance artist like Mariah!

Over the bonfire-cracker of a weekend, Alize Live was hosted by our no1 drag queen Wendy Williams which saw a host of R&B celebrities perform at the event. Keyshia Cole and Bobby Valentino performed some tracks and looked a hot mess. Keyshia looked like she had just rolled out of bed and just couldn't be arsed to comb her hair or clean the sleep from her eye whilst Bobby Valentino is starting to turn into a right porkster. I don't know what's going on with him lately but he use to be cayuuute:

And when the hell is he bringing out that damn album?!?!?!

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Well, who beat the shit out of her ass? It looks like Christina Aguilera got her ass bitch whipped, with one side of her face all blackened and her hair looking, not so glossy. She just looks ... real dirrty.

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According to AOL , Fantasia is looking for a new man because being single is rather "lonely". Well, join the club sweetheart! She has even invented a new genre for the sound of her new album called "urban rock". Ghetto rock more like. Anyway, I sooo can't wait to hear this. Fantasia's new album is expected to drop 12th December 2006. I have to say that alongside Ciara, Fantasia is one of the few December albums I am excited about. Speaking of which, peep more news on Ciara's new album:

1. Promise
2. Make It Last Forever
3. Can't Leave Him Alone
4. My Love
5. Do It
6. Get It Fit In
7. Love You Better
8. I Proceed
9. I'm Just Me
10. Like A Boy
11. Get Up

This is the official tracklisting for Ciara's new album, taken from Walmart. So what happened to the 17-tracklisting? Booooo! And so I see the 10 album tracklisting rears its ugly head yet again (And no, Get Up does NOT qualify).