YOUR FRIDAY R&B SCOOP

SHOOT

Brand new Jojo and Ne-yo shoot. Cotdamn, Ne-yo is ugly. I'm sorry, but he has the face of a constipated monkey and I'm not even trying to be funny. Jojo looks pretty.

CANDIDS & EVENTS

Alicia Keys performed at the The Millennium Ball 2006 at the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center sporting a shorter cut. She looks hot!

Nick Cannon and new squeeze Kim Kardashian, & Paris Hilton party away in Las Vegas. Nick looks sharp clean in that suit. Niiiice. And guess who else was there?

Britney's hubby Kevin showing us he's the biggest wannabe in mankind. Lil Jon, Jamie Foxx, & Mike Tyson (right) give us a stomach-churning sight.

Janet's tata's: Please upgrade us!

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Janet Jackson fans have swore up and down that Janet's robotic breasts are REAL and that she wears good bra's but judging by these newest pictures, it says different. It looks like her silicone breasts have defied gravity and she just couldn't be arsed to put in some new ones. Plus, you can tell they are fake because of the way her skin sags over the silicone. I have some of her concerts on DVD and those shits don't move, looking like hard stone waiting to pop out. It's just weird seeing her dance all hard on stage and her breasts don't even shake or jiggle like natural breasts are suppose to when you participate in physical movement. Aren't you suppose to change your implants like every 10 years? These ones look like they have surpassed their sell-by-date. Time for some refreshments, Janet.

Jennifer Lopez having lunch at Orso. Who said Jenny didn't look good without make-up?

ANGELINA COPYCAT?

Madonna has been thinking about doing an Angelina Jolie by adopting an orphanage child from Africa. After seeing herself next to these children, she may want to consider getting herself a tan.

TO BE OR NOT TO BE ... THE EVA/TONY SAGA CONTINUES ...

Are they together or not? Desperate housewives star Eva Longoria has allegedly been having secret liaisons with Mario Lopez whilst NBA basketball player Tony Parker was seen canoodling with a blonde. There have been many reports stating that Tony cheated on Eva with his ex-girlfriend and now it turns out it was Eva who was playing the field. "Eva Longoria told E! News' Ryan Seacrest that she and Tony Parker have not officially split and that she is flying to Paris to join Parker in France, where the NBA star is playing some exhibition games. Parker was quoted this week in the San Antonio Express News as saying, "Everything's fine. A couple stuff happened, but that's nothing. Everything is fine." My opinion? Both of them are media hungry hoes who are truly deserving of each other.