CHRIS CROCKER: LEAVE BRITNEY THE FUUUUUCK ALOOOOONE!

WTF!?!?!!!! When crack goes wack. Please tell me this guy isn't for real. Please tell me this is just a spoof and that he is just playing with us. NO! He cannot be for real!:


Naw, he's playing with us right? He's gotta be. This HAS got to be a joke. Though he says he is mad serious, where are the tears?!?!?! This white dude is proper gangsta and funny and has been a You Tube phenomenon for a hot minute now. Check out another hilarious clip from his Myspace page after the cut.

GIRLS WHO HIT ON GAY GUYS


OMG! Loose bacon strips?!?!?!?!?!

BOY PUSSY?!!!! Hahahahaha!

But here's the KILLER line right here: "Wake up and smell the coffee... NO, matter of fact, wake up and smell your pussy, bitch, because that's the dilemma".