KELLY ROWLAND: HITS A NEW LOW....

What can you get for 75 cents? Let's see. A small portion of fish and chips. A bottle of Lucozade. Two bars of KitKat. And a broke down pair of LA gears at a jumble boot sale for anyone desperate enough to buy them, which is what it has all come down to for Kelly Rowland.

Kelly's tour was cancelled due to poor ticket sales. Well, on Fri Nov 23, at 08:00pm, Kelly and R&B singer Mario Barrett will play a gig at the House of Blues in Atlantic City, NJ. Originally, tickets were selling for $50 but because not a single soul wanted to see Kelly perform, ticket prices have now been dropped to 75 cents a piece. All I can say is daaaaaaamn. Hot-diggity-motherfuckin-damn. And you wouldn't even pay 75 cents for a tin of dog food. So a tin of dog food serves as more value THAN a singer from one of the biggest-selling girl groups of all time. This is sadder than sad. Po Kelly. And if folks think I'm harsh pertaining to Kelly's downfall, YOU AINT READ NOTHING YET. But then again, it's only what we've all been thinking.