
My boss is weird but in a funny kind of way. She'll hide behind doors and wait to pounce as that person is approaching nearer and nearer. And then "Raaaaagh!" Grown men would be screaming like bitches. I would be dying, pissing myself with laughter. My other co-worker would try that on me and it would never work. He would creep up behind me and yell "boo!" I would never flinch. I guess when you've had that done to you so many times, you build up this wariness that you become spontaneous to it. But then again, no matter how gruesome a horror movie is, it doesn't frighten me either. I was watching House of Wax on cable one night with my mom and two sisters and my mom cringed throughout the whole movie. But to me, if you've seen one horror movie, you've seen them all. The crap music that has been coming out lately is exactly that, one big horror and frighteningly, this is what music has come to. Now
that's what frightens me. Murder to the ears? Blood on the dancefloor more like...
Monica reports that the song
Resentment which will make
Beyonce's new album
B'Day was originally recorded by former Spice Girl
Victoria Beckham. The track was co-written by
Candice Nelson (Alicia Keys, Jennifer Lopez),
Walter Millsap (Brandy, Brooke Valentine) and produced by
Damon Dash. However, the lyrics had been changed so that Beyonce herself could be credited (no surprises there especially since Beyonce claimed to have written
Emotion live on TRL when that was in fact a
Bee Gees cover). In other Beyonce news, X-Factor chiefs have invited Beyonce to be a guest judge by joining
Sharon Osbourne, Simon Cowell and
Louis Walsh on the panel and they are waiting for her to say yes!!! I think this opportunity would be fantasic for Beyonce's promo for B'Day and unlike
Paula Abdul (who was a guest judge on Saturday) she's a talented singer so she should be up on the panel. But this is not the last we've seen of Paula. In future episodes, we will see her scrapping with fellow judge Louis Walsh (who use to manage
Samatha Mumba, and pop band
Girl's Aloud and who now manages X-Factor winner
Shayne Ward and Irish group
Westlife). The premiere of Saturdays X-Factor was watched by a whopping
8.4 million viewers and ratings are set to skyrocket to an even bigger number if they manage to get
Elton John and Beyonce on the show.

I was also shocked to learn that
Alesha Dixon from former R&B group
Mis-teeq only limped in at a disappointing no14 with her new track
Lipstick. I won't front. I don't like the song and don't think that genre of music suits her. I think her voice is better suited to R&B/Reggae

influenced
music because she has that urban swagger that's not best suited to rock/pop music.
Polow Da Don is my current no1 producer right now and I say this because every single track he's produced so far has been hot as hell from
Kelis' new song
Blindfold Me, from
Fergie's no1 hit
London Bridge to
Pussy Cat Doll's latest single
Button's and I'm hearing he's done some work on
Ciara's upcoming new album
The Evolution. It seems like we'll be hearing a lot more from him as artists queue up to have him produce a hit record for them. In other UK R&B chart news,
Christina Aguilera has shot to no 1 with her album
Back to Basics. My blog is 99% R&B-affiliated but I just need to talk about the
Prison Break Premiere 2 nights ago. In the UK, it doesn't come back until next month but
Wentworth Miller is soooo fucking fine. Hmmmm, I would do that boy something terrible. I just needed to get that off my chest *lol* Back to Christina Aguilera. She's on the latest cover of Allure magazine (above).



Above pictures:
Danity Kane were finalising their promotion on the release of their debut album at TRL.
Sean Paul, Blu Cantrell, Rihanna and the lovely
Christina Milian all made appearances at the Teen Choice Awards.
Kelis outside the CBS studio's. Her new album
Kelis Was Here dropped yesterday. And below is Omarian's new album cover for 21:

In the UK singles chart,
Cassie has moved up 17 spots and is now in at no6 with
Me & U. She also graces the cover of Rap-Up magazine (left).
Shakira and
Wyclef still continue to grace the no1 position with
Hips Don't Lie. Christina moves down 4 spots and is now no7 with
Aint No Other Man. Rihanna moves down 5 spots and is now no9 with
Unfaithful, needing to add that her album
A Girl Like Me is doing extremely well over here and graced the top 10 album chart for the past couple of weeks now.
Paris Hilton moves down 10 spots and is now no16 with
Stars Are Blind. Oh My. X-Factor contestant
Maria Lawson limps in at a dismal no20 with
Sleepwalking. So that's your latest UK chart news in R&B music. As for the album billboard charts, Christina Aguilera as predicted has grabbed the no1 spot selling 355,598 copies of her album
Back to Basics.
Lyfe Jennings grabbed the no2 position with his album
The Phoenix, selling 136,520 copies.
Cherish did much better than expected. They sold 91,051 copies with their debut album
Unappreciated so a big congrats to all of those R&B acts for getting a top 5 entry this week.
REVIEWS ...

Finally! The HQ of Justin's My Love featuring T.I. I already wrote a review for this when the bad quality leaked and that was a radio rip but now that the HQ is in, I think this latest R&B track is fantastic and more the JT that made me a lover of his music in the first place. The beat is hot and sticks in your head big time. You can also hear clips from the new album
here.
Made for TV - Omarian
[Download: full]A slow jam from upcoming new album 21. It is totally different from Electric and Entourage. I like his vocals on this track. I've never taken him seriously as an artist but now I think he's building his own niche and seperating himself even if Chris Brown is the one providing him with competition.
I love this song which is a great surprise to me because I haven't been too impressed with anything thatRihanna has put out as of late. This is a nice laidback R&B track that you can just sit back and chill to. I can't wait to see the video for this song. She looked amazing judging by the screencaps that have been floating around lately.
I'm glad that this is an unreleased track. It's totally irrelevant and is just one of those songs that's there. I don't care for it in particular. It's not the worst offering that I've heard from Rihanna and is definetely filler material at best.
More crunk music from Houston's finest. This song is just as cool as Dope Girl, and it is allegedly one of the tracks that will make her new album Physical Education which has been pushed back to 2007. I have been feeling everything that Ms Valentine has put out. I think her sound is refreshing which is nice because her last album Chain Letter was rubbish so she has definetely stepped up musically.
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Ex-Sugababe Mutya is gearing herself up to launch her solo career in Britian. Judging by this track, it seems she'll be heading towards the R&B direction and not the pop/alternative route that the Sugababes are notorious for. Mutya was my favourite singer in that group and this song isn't that bad either. Good luck to her.
These aren't necessarily reviews but as I'm one to please my fans, I decided to fulfill a couple of requests and as I have them I may as well share.